I am sometimes thinking of ways to make some extra cash, to make an investment. Yesterday we recieved an e-mail from a friend of ours with some financial advice. I want to send it on to you all and take it for what it is worth--tee,hee.
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale Mary, Fuller Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner
Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Gookyear and become: MMMGood
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PoiponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!!!!
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith and Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang
Cute huh! I thought that it would put a smile on your face. Hope that you enjoyed it.
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